Over 17,000 People Went to the Emergency Room in the Past Ten Years Because Their Junk Got Caught in Their Zipper:
Researchers at the University of California, San Francisco found that precisely 17,616 people had to go to the EMERGENCY ROOM between 2002 and 2010, because their genitalia got in a battle with their zipper . . . and lost.
That's about 2,000 E.R. visits every year. Almost ALL of those were men, and in almost every case, quote, "The penis was the only genital organ involved."
Not surprisingly, that means that for adults, zippers are the number one cause of penile injuries.
Women's Looks Peak at Age 31?
"Allure" magazine just published the results of a nationwide survey on beauty. And according to WOMEN, the average age when a woman's beauty peaks is . . . 31.
Men were a little harsher, and said women's beauty peaks at 29.
And both agreed that women are their most SEDUCTIVE at age 30.
The survey also found we're ALL harder on older women than we are on men. The most common word people used to describe women with gray hair was "OLD." The most common word to describe men with gray hair? "Distinguished."
And 84% of men and 91% of women say women feel more pressure to look young than men.
A Man is Busted Stealing an Air Conditioner . . . To Pay Off a Settlement for Shoplifting From Walmart:
Yesterday, around 6:00 A.M., someone spotted 18-year-old Kimani Parker of Deltona, Florida pushing an AIR CONDITIONER down the street in a wheelbarrow. They called the cops, who stopped Kimani and asked what he was doing.
He ended up admitting that the air conditioner was just a PIECE of an elaborate crime-and-punishment scheme.
Apparently, Kimani was recently convicted of shoplifting from a WALMART, and had to pay a $200 restitution settlement. So his plan was to steal the air conditioner, sell it, then use the money to pay off his other theft debt.
He was arrested for burglary, grand theft, and criminal mischief.