A Shoe Salesman With a Raging Foot Fetish Is Busted for Trying to Bite Off His Girlfriend's Toe . . . Again:
In November, 27-year-old Daniel Anaya of Santa Fe, New Mexico and his girlfriend of four years broke up . . . after he tried to BITE OFF her big toe. Then, in February, he broke into her house and tried to bite off the toe again. So she got a restraining order.
But on Monday, Daniel violated that order. He tracked her down, broke into her apartment . . . and, again, started BITING her big toe. Then he pulled out a CIGAR CUTTER to chop it off.
Fortunately, she grabbed a fork and started STABBING HIM IN THE NECK. That stunned him long enough for her to run away.
Daniel was arrested and is facing several felony charges, including kidnapping, aggravated battery, and assault.
And finally, according to the warrant, Daniel has been fired from his job . . . wait for it . . . as a SHOE salesman at a Dillard's department store.
A Man Tries to Impress His Date by Crashing Into Another Driver . . . But Looks Fairly Unimpressive When That Driver Beats Him Up:
On Monday night, a 31-year-old man from San Dimas, California was on a date and wanted to impress the woman. So he came up with a HORRIBLE plan . . . to intentionally CRASH into another car. Not sure how that's impressive, but whatever.
He SLAMMED into a 48-year-old man's car. They both pulled over and got out. And the guy kept trying to impress his date by taking a SWING at the driver he'd just hit.
Unfortunately for him, the 48-year-old knew how to fight. So he GRABBED the 31-year-old, held him in a bear hug and took him down. That ended the fight.
The 31-year-old managed to get away and drive off. The police tracked him down and arrested him for assault with force likely to cause great bodily harm.
There's no word on whether his date was impressed by him causing an unnecessary car accident, then getting beat up.