Alright sir, I need to know if this is true or not. 

You see, us ladies don't compare breasts in the locker room so I'm not well versed.

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Do you care more about the size of your johnson more in the locker room or the bedroom?  New research is saying that men are far more concerned about how they measure up against their buddies than what their female partners think.

Of the 738 men surveyed from the ages of 18 to 76 in regards to their body image, many men felt the most insecure about their size in environments where other men might see them, such as gym changing rooms. Oddly enough, most of the men who experienced "locker room syndrome" were actually happy with their size when it came to satisfying their partners in the bedroom.

So what say you?  How's it going down there?  Does it matter who's next to you?

You like an adult beverage or 17...did you know that was just another sign of your intelligence?!  

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In two studies, one conducted in the United States and one in the UK, smarter people tend to drink "more frequently and in greater quantities" than their dumber , sober peers.

They determined the intelligence of children and categorized them into five groups ranging from "very dull" to "very bright." Later in their lives, somewhere from 20-40, they were polled and as it turns out, the ones originally labeled as brighter had downed more drinks.

Why?

This we aren't exactly sure, but since you and I are so incredibly bright, we know there isn't always a REASON for the drinking, so Slainte!

I'm not good at anything.  I used to be really good at volleyball, then I got fat and old.  Now I'm just good at being an a hole.  

This guy is really good at guitar. His name is Sam Westphalen and he is from the Australian Institute of Music.  Check out his version of the Tool song Lateralus.  .