A new survey asked bosses to name the DUMBEST excuses they'd heard from people trying to get out of work.
#10.) "I dyed my hair the wrong color."
#9.) "My dog is scared and I don't want to leave him."
#8.) "I drank too much and fell asleep on someone's floor, but I don't know where I am."
#7.) "I'm taking a bath and my toe is caught in the faucet."
#6.) "My pants split on the way to work."
#5.) "The dog ate my shoes."
#4.) "I hurt myself during sex."
#3.) "I'm stuck in the house because the door is broken."
#2.) "My girlfriend bit me in a 'sensitive' place."
#1.) "My mom just died" . . . from an employee who'd used that excuse once before.
As far as people freaking out on airplanes goes, this one's pretty solid.
Over the weekend, on an American Airlines flight from LAX in Los Angeles to JFK in New York, a female passenger apparently decided it was time to pay her respects to WHITNEY HOUSTON. RIP, Whitney.
So the woman started BELTING OUT Whitney songs. The flight attendants asked her to stop, but she kept going. Then they TOLD her to stop. But she kept singing.
So the pilot ended up DIVERTING the flight and making an emergency landing in Kansas City . . . where the woman was arrested.
Another passenger took a video of two cops escorting the woman off the plane . . . while she sings an off-key but heartfelt version of "I Will Always Love You".
Meanwhile, as she's being escorted off, the flight attendants are trying to tell people NOT to take pictures. Yeah, right.
The woman ended up being released without charges . . . but long after the flight was already on its way to New York. She blamed the incident on her diabetes, and the cops accepted that. She took another flight the rest of the way.